ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?

JASON DITMARS invites you to...

 

Ditmars Pinball
#1 in the world

"Oh boy, you look like a cute one!"

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 Press the "Start" button in just the right Special Spot to start her up. Pull the Plunger and shoot your load! Blast out of the underground ramp and hit the Tit Bumpers to score 1.
Advance exclusive Vibrating Orafice Bonus. Shoot all of the C-U-M Drop Targets to make her cum! Activate the industry's first Wet(TM) Pump and Lube System and enjoy that slippery feeling. thumb_cum_detail.jpg 3.6K
thumb_fuck_detail.jpg 4.3K Give her a pearl necklace! Run top lanes to score 3 and advance the F-U-C-K Value. Spell F-U-C-K to score 20 and activate the extra-tight, multi-speed, vibrating pussy!

Riding the Red Spinner 3 times when lit collects jackpot. 1 ball per game. Reach 75 points to turn her over. Be sure to keep it up! What kind of man are you!?

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"Next, step right up!"

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Bang (Fuck Venus), 1997
Acrylic, steel, wood, pump, latex, electronic devices, audio system, neon
44"x20"x30"  (machine)
4'x12'x10" (sign)
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An orifice-optimized pinball machine that reveals a parody of maleness in its falsetto cooing-queen soundtrack. A candy carnival of performance anxiety and techno-love.

"You did it!"

Blinkfuck .AVI movie!
1.9 Megs

Plunger .AVI movie starring Lindsey!
5.7 Megs

Playfield .AVI movie!
6.8 Megs

Squirt .AVI movie starring Gage!
2 Megs

  • Click here for the BANG: Fuck Venus press release
  • Click here for the Fuck Venus Microcontroller C Code

    HOME: Check out the rest of Ditmars' Electronic Art at www.jditmars.net

    (c) Jason Ditmars 2003